Day 5: A Bit of Ass, A Bit of Shoes, What the Hell Was I Thinking

Gearing up as a new recruit blows. Equipment rarely comes from the other Blood Knights, so you have to find it where you can. Trash dumps, off random strangers, on monsters (though SERIOUSLY how does a tiny Lynx carry a 2-handed sword?), etc. I've managed to get a few decent pieces of items, but its not pretty.

I mean look at how my ass looks in these 'pants'. From space you can see how big it is. Now some might not have a problem with it (I'm looking at you Sir-Mix-Alot) but for me, I'd rather show off my ass in like a thong. Tight pants is not my thing. And the boots, while nice, are definitely what you call 'Fuck Me Boots', although honestly, its more 'Ah, Fuck Me', kinda like what you might say when you realize a large monster is about to eat your face.

I was asked to audition for this show 'What Not To Wear: WoW Edition'. So this is what I'm submitting for it:

Not the best, but hey its what I could come up with. The area around Silvermoon isn't the richest, nor the craftiest, so I got what I could find with the best of my ability and the 10s I had on me.